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Bit early but i'll let it go - festive spirit n all that

Originally Posted by dodders

Bit early but i'll let it go - festive spirit n all that

I shall refer you to this: Christmas Is Here Once Again On IAAO

With Christmas just a stone's throw away here is how to cook your turkey to be safe
How To Cook A Turkey:
First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! ~

Giblets

christmas my arse