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    Your worst experience as a DJ....

    About 12 years ago now I was asked to play at a gig last minute by someone who knew that I played Drum & Bass, so naturally I assumed there'd be a Drum & Bass crowd there... WRONG!!! Anyway I got there & the DJ before me was playing house & trance. So I'm thinking to myself are this lot gonna go for for drum & bass I had a few oldskool anthems in my bag such as 2 Bad Mice - Bombscare & Sonz Of A Loop - Far out so started off with those & smashed it, the dancefloor was rocking. Then inevitably soon after, the moment I was dreading arrived! I'd run out of oldskool classics & had no choice but to switch over to Drum & Bass Within minutes there was barley any movement on the dance floor whatsoever, It was the worst feeling ever! I wasn't boo'd but the vibe had defo turned sour & I ended up abandoning my set maybe 3 mixes in, & leaving with my head down Without a doubt the worst experience I've ever had as a DJ!

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    There's another thread here where you can also tell us about your best experiences as a DJ - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=9857
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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    Only two spring to mind - the first time I ever played out, which also happened to be the first time I'd used Technics. Didn't realise quite how big the difference between those and belt-drives would be...to make matters worse I had two big names standing behind me (big in the gabber circuit anyway...Hellfish and Simon Underground, who are both very skilled turntablists, let alone dj's) and I cringed every time I clanged it up, which was every mix! I laugh at it now but I was mortified at the time, haha.

    The other occasion was being asked to play at a small do in Glasgow. Sounded good...got there to find it was a random pub with the dancefloor at one end of a long bar and the set-up at the other. Well I say set-up...it consisted of 2 shady Numark direct drives, with no monitor, and a mixer that looked like it had been thrown down the stairs a few times. The sound kept cutting out so in the end this lad had to sit there holding the connector in at the back throughout my whole set. To top it off I was playing acid techno when everyone else was playing full on gabber and speedcore...at the end though some guy came up to me and said "big man...yir tunes ur fuckin bangin!" which kind of made it all worthwhile, haha.

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    i dont normally "out" worst dj experiences, thankfully i dont have many, but here's my bottom 3...

    freakaboom records "boomtronics" album launch party, summer 02 - on the tour we'd taken in various venues around the uk and all had been great. packed clubs, bang on it crowd, good vibe etc etc. one of the last dates we had (the day after the awesome london launch party) was in wolverhampton at some club in the town centre (i forget the name). 4 label djs had driven up from the capital and we arrived to find the place almost deserted due to the promoter not putting the effort in. the promoter got thrown out shortly after we arrived for non payment, i and 2 others never played a record, the guy that did play dropped 2 tunes and then the club was shut. we never got paid and we all had a shitty drive back home in terrible rain. a night i'd like to forget that one!

    partyvibe collective party, nye 97/98 - a small private party for 100 people at a friend's ex-stately home just north of oxford. i was planning on playing an oldskool set, something i hadn't done since the early 90s, and everyone was pretty excited about it. i'd had a pre-gig mix of a few tracks and figured i would just wing it from there. for one i couldn't remember what anything was called when it came round to set time, not helped by the fact i'd drunk a bottle of champagne, eaten several pink calis and stuck a gramme of posh up my nose before my set! for two we had setup 2 500W cabs either side of the decks as monitors, the focal point of which was at just the right height for your head when you were crouched down going thru your record box! the combination of chems, lack of tune memory and the monitors' volume was enough to spin me out and i called it quits about 15 mins in, tears streaming down my gurning face! i have a great photo of one of my mates trying to calm me down just after. i ended up disapearring off into the mansion and hiding from everyone for a few hours...to emerge later on (and several calis later) to mc the new year in whilst my mate played a rather good dnb set so it wasn't all bad.

    fantazia arena, sanctuary 08 - after the great buzz that sanctuary 07 was i was looking forward to the 08 event. however i had 2 wisdom teeth removed a week before the event and got a nasty infection which meant i couldn't safely camp for the weekend with my mates. good thing too as the weather was even worse then the year before. this time though they didn't open the arena early as there weren't enough punters. in fact they wouldn't even open it to allow us to sound check and as a result everything was wrong. the monitors were shagged and kept cutting out, they were placed behind the dj too (rule 1 of dj booth setup, monitors go in front facing towards the dj as our ears face forwards. put em behind and they're useless!). keaty was on before me and dropped a mainly 93 darkness set which went down like a soiled nappy. i had a blazing row with the sound guy due to poor monitor setup which took a good 20 mins to fix, though with the monitors behind they were useless anyway. eventually a new monitor crossover was installed but then the main rig kept falling over. apparently there was either too much or no bass throughout. at one point the system dropped out completely and i herd someone shout "do your fucking job properly!" at me, which didn't help the annoyance i was feeling. not good getting labelled as shite when it's not your fault you can't hear what you're playing! eventually it all came good though, just in time for ribbz to take over the mic. after i came off charlie fantazia asked if i'd be prepared to be the fill in dj for the rest of the event as several of the names had cancelled due to the weather...i declined and went home to record the set in the studio. still havent listened to the recording of the night...and have no intention of ever doing so!

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    Quote Originally Posted by haze
    i dont normally "out" worst dj experiences, thankfully i dont have many, but here's my bottom 3...

    freakaboom records "boomtronics" album launch party, summer 02 - on the tour we'd taken in various venues around the uk and all had been great. packed clubs, bang on it crowd, good vibe etc etc. one of the last dates we had (the day after the awesome london launch party) was in wolverhampton at some club in the town centre (i forget the name). 4 label djs had driven up from the capital and we arrived to find the place almost deserted due to the promoter not putting the effort in. the promoter got thrown out shortly after we arrived for non payment, i and 2 others never played a record, the guy that did play dropped 2 tunes and then the club was shut. we never got paid and we all had a shitty drive back home in terrible rain. a night i'd like to forget that one!

    partyvibe collective party, nye 97/98 - a small private party for 100 people at a friend's ex-stately home just north of oxford. i was planning on playing an oldskool set, something i hadn't done since the early 90s, and everyone was pretty excited about it. i'd had a pre-gig mix of a few tracks and figured i would just wing it from there. for one i couldn't remember what anything was called when it came round to set time, not helped by the fact i'd drunk a bottle of champagne, eaten several pink calis and stuck a gramme of posh up my nose before my set! for two we had setup 2 500W cabs either side of the decks as monitors, the focal point of which was at just the right height for your head when you were crouched down going thru your record box! the combination of chems, lack of tune memory and the monitors' volume was enough to spin me out and i called it quits about 15 mins in, tears streaming down my gurning face! i have a great photo of one of my mates trying to calm me down just after. i ended up disapearring off into the mansion and hiding from everyone for a few hours...to emerge later on (and several calis later) to mc the new year in whilst my mate played a rather good dnb set so it wasn't all bad.

    fantazia arena, sanctuary 08 - after the great buzz that sanctuary 07 was i was looking forward to the 08 event. however i had 2 wisdom teeth removed a week before the event and got a nasty infection which meant i couldn't safely camp for the weekend with my mates. good thing too as the weather was even worse then the year before. this time though they didn't open the arena early as there weren't enough punters. in fact they wouldn't even open it to allow us to sound check and as a result everything was wrong. the monitors were shagged and kept cutting out, they were placed behind the dj too (rule 1 of dj booth setup, monitors go in front facing towards the dj as our ears face forwards. put em behind and they're useless!). keaty was on before me and dropped a mainly 93 darkness set which went down like a soiled nappy. i had a blazing row with the sound guy due to poor monitor setup which took a good 20 mins to fix, though with the monitors behind they were useless anyway. eventually a new monitor crossover was installed but then the main rig kept falling over. apparently there was either too much or no bass throughout. at one point the system dropped out completely and i herd someone shout "do your fucking job properly!" at me, which didn't help the annoyance i was feeling. not good getting labelled as shite when it's not your fault you can't hear what you're playing! eventually it all came good though, just in time for ribbz to take over the mic. after i came off charlie fantazia asked if i'd be prepared to be the fill in dj for the rest of the event as several of the names had cancelled due to the weather...i declined and went home to record the set in the studio. still havent listened to the recording of the night...and have no intention of ever doing so!
    i really like reading your stories haze

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    Playing at some semi-legal free party in milton keynes industrial estate - one of the guys running it was someone who i knew so i went down. He owned a rig and had teamed up with a few free party rigs for a soundclash type thing. due to being semi-legal there was security on site (a couple of meathead WWF fans - serioulsy they looked like wannabe wrestlers lol). Any this place is full of crusties on ketamine etc, so i went in and stood out like a sore thumb. in fact i went to the toilet and got turned over by security who thought i was there to deal drugs. the music was shit (all that boom-boom free party music) and I ended up getting off with some chav bird.I was gonna leave early, but then it came to my set - i played in the smaller of the 2 rooms - the set up was shit and the sound was drowned out from the rig in the main room. i did half an hour and gave up the decks to some guy playing some total utter shite which the crowd lapped up. that has to be the worst one lol

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    my worst dj experiance was when i was 3/4 through my set the other day and my toddler decided it would be fun to stop my platter mid mix


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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    i have a few mares from bitd. i was halfway through typing one up when i remembered this post that explains the agony and ecstasy of putting on illegal raves. its a couple of emails between me and wayne anthony (author of class of 88) when he advertised for stories for a new book he is working on.

    Hey mate

    publishers have all gone cold since the crash...but it will get published...Im doing a magazine we doing acid house special in two weeks...go to site and download loatest issue http://www.londonstreetartdesign.com i will stay in touch...you can also get me on *************@gmail.com as i dont really check this account much...nice one


    On Wed, May 27, 2009 at 2:07 PM, jay ***** <***********@hotmail.com> wrote:

    hi mate!

    any update on this book yet? cant wait to have a read of other ravers mad stories.

    jay



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    Date: ***********@googlemail.com
    To: *************@hotmail.com
    Subject: Re: your new book.


    Hey Jay

    I'll read it ovr weekend but just scanning i'd say its perfect for th book...dont worry i'll give it the once over anyway...but good work and thank you very much the story will be amongst th big boy tales...shout u after weekend

    wayne


    On 10/19/07, jay******* <************@hotmail.com> wrote:
    hey wayne.
    further to your message on myspace here is a few stories rolled up into 1. please forgive my crappy spelling, grammer and punctuation. i left school too long ago!

    i was always a raver, even before i went to my first one in november 1990. a big sister and jeff young from radio one ensured i always heard the best music. i was living in a small town called atherstone then, and the culture was very much beer and fighting on a daily basis. i needed escape. then one night in november 1990 some older lads i had met a few nights before stopped me in the street going from pub to pub and suggested i went to the eclipse with them. it had just opened the month before and was a good idea to me. that night changed me totally. feeling that energy and friendlyness was alien to me! needless to say, i had the time of my life that night. it was also my first acid trip. double trouble. this was now the reason i went to work. get money. go raving. go to work. repeat. eventually i started djing myself and getting a few spots here and there at pubs doing rave nights. this was great fun as i got to meet some people that would help me out later down the line.

    after a year or so dj'ing in pubs i decided with my flatmate to set up some small, low key parties for our mates, so we embarked on a mission to find the best places. our first attempt was in a nature park forest, just outside of a town called nuneaton. we had found a clearing in the woods quite close to town, but far away enough to not be heard by any homes. we were a bit naive back then and not as organised as we were to become later. at around 10pm we set up our meagre equipment, which was just some scaffold we had 'borrowed' from a building site and tarpauling to cover it with. this was to be the dj box and bar. we had the good sense to buy 30 crates of beer to sell, so things were looking rosy. it took slightly longer than expected to put up the scaffolding properly so it was still being tweaked when we made the phone calls to tell everyone where the rave was going off. within an hour there was 300 people in the clearing waiting for us to start! i walked to the generator and grabbed the cord to start it. big yank...and SNAP!! fuck.

    it took me another half an hour to finally get it started and by now people are getting impatient. but the genny was on. full of petrol and rumbling away. power, however was not present. cue another hour of head scratching and fiddling before we found a split in the cable. with this resolved at last the party started! we only had half a dozen lights, a smoke machine and a strobe, but it went off like a dream. we stopped it at about 7am, as it was very close to where people walked dogs on a sunday, and we needed to get the sound system and lights out first, then come back to remove the scaffold when the equipment was back home and safe.

    this was a good night in the end but we wanted the next one to be a little more organised, and easier to get to/from with all the gear. after searching for warehouses, derict buildings and more woods we stumbled over a private lane through a railway tunnel that lead onto huge fields and eventually to a farm. we got the farmers permission to use the tunnel and all systems were go. the tunnel itself was a great size, we could drive into it, and was as good as soundproof because it lead on to fields at both sides. the floor however, was a problem. it was riddled with holes full of water and some of them were quite deep. this had to be resolved. luckily, on the drive back up the lane we drove past a quarry and the biggest pile of small stone hardcore you have ever seen. 7 'borrowed' bootloads and a lot of sweat later and the crater problem was solved!

    so the night came, we set up nice and early, tested everything, and was cooking on gas. as before, we had bought a load of beer to sell to bring in a few quid. MC Man parris was coming along to spin a few tonight, we had met on the scene and got on well so he came along to play for free, bless him. things were good when we phoned people to find us. again, around 300 people arrived and this time it went off right on time and the place looked awesome. we had got some arty mates to do us some U.V back drops, had a better lightshow and sound system and it looked the biz. at around 2 am while man parris was dj'ing the heavens opended up. not a problem, we have a huge railway tunnel over us! we aint getting wet! wrong. something we had failed to notice was one end of the tunnel was at the bottom of a hill, and quite a steep one. the place was ankle deep within half an hour, people were trying to cling to the dry bits, and the police turned up. the police were fine with us having permission to do it there but the water and electric was clearly dangerous so we had to leave.we didnt put up much of a fight. i had already managed to find an alternative venue for everyone to go to, and the police even helped us pack the gear away. how nice!

    the alternative venue was actually owned by a well known international biker gang whose name im leaving out of this. they let us use thier clubhouse to carry on in and had a great night that finished around 6pm the next day. these bikers were also doing a few nights in a town pubs big upstairs room after hours. it was very spit and sawdusty and could be moody to unknowns but i had played a few and were good fun. i also knew the bikers from a few deals done here and there. they suggested joing forces and doing a rave at a quarry they owned in wales. we took a drive up there to check it out a few weeks laters and were sold on the spot. it was in a village called dyserth in north wales, down a long private lane to an enormous semi circle of rock cut from the wall with a 100 foot high cliff around the top, and a big concrete building they used for a clubhouse. this time we had a bit of money behind us and the support of the bikers. by now i had befriended E.F.X crew, the sound system owners from the edge in coventry and had been djing in room 2 there for a while, filling in for late djs. they agreed to do the P.A for us, we hired a proper scaffolding company to build us a stage and hired a wicked lightshow. the line up was a good one too. we had booked easygroove, ratty, luke and niel trix from banging tunes, fallout from fibre optic and a few local dj's. mc man parris was there as ever, supporting the cause.

    we arrived in wales the night before to find the clubhouse had been raided by the police and the small sound system had been confiscated because the nuneaton police had got a copy of the flyer and handed it on to the welsh police. this was not a problem. we had another P.A to use in there anyway and that was only the chill out dj room and bar. they had no idea what we had planned. we got to work all day on it with the scaffold company doing the stage, lights being hoisted and huge generators arriving all nice and early. the wall of the quarry was a tall semi circle of granite, and perfect for the ligts and lazer show. we had dance platforms, a bar with settees and chilled out music in the clubhouse, and it was looking good.

    at around 4pm we heard a helicopter getting closer and closer. then it stopped getting closer as it was directly above us. yep, it was our old mates again, the police. they hovered for about 10 minutes or so then flew off. we were by now getting worried as 2 coach loads of ravers from nuneaton and coventry had set off along with god knows how many locals in cars. the police came and spoke to the the cheif biker who told them it was thier land and thier party so piss off. not the best tactic. they surrounded the quarry all night, trying to stop ravers from getting in.we started at around 10pm and slowly the ravers arrived. some looking buzzed, some looking quite dirty as they had leeged it over fields, streams, down cliffs, through bushes, you name it, they got past it and got in! again, we only got around 300 people in thanks to the police turning cars away from coming near to the village. it was a great night though, all dj's turned up, along with dj tango and dj unknown turning up and playing just for the crack. at 7am the sky let us down again and it pissed it down. we wrapped up the gear and used the chill out building to finish the night with me and easygroove playing back to back for 3 hours. awesome.
    we lost a lot of money that night and decided to go legit from then. but thats for another time........


    i hope you enjoyed those stories half as much as i remembered them as i was typing! i have forgot so much stuff over the years...bloody weed!


    let me know what you think, cheers.

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    wicked story Jamie, I remember seeing some of your Utopia flyers back in the day (think they sadly got binned with loads of my other ones) and funnily enough Massive was talking about some of them old do's when I was at his gaff in Nuneaton last month (i remember him chatting about the quarry in wales). Sounds like awesome events. There was a guy from that Biker crew on the doors at his night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by (dj) Timeless
    wicked story Jamie, I remember seeing some of your Utopia flyers back in the day (think they sadly got binned with loads of my other ones) and funnily enough Massive was talking about some of them old do's when I was at his gaff in Nuneaton last month (i remember him chatting about the quarry in wales). Sounds like awesome events. There was a guy from that Biker crew on the doors at his night.
    yup, nuneaton dont change. its a small town and eventually i got pissed off with everyone knowing almost everything about me and meeting new people that either have heard of me or knew me from years ago and i don't remember them. i wanted a new start on my own terms so i moved to another city.

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    Quote Originally Posted by dj Euphoria
    yup, nuneaton dont change. its a small town and eventually i got pissed off with everyone knowing almost everything about me
    I hear that! I can't wait to get out of Nuneaton!
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    only been there a few times - strange place i found it to be. am up that way on NYE for Midlands Underground in Atherstone. Its a strange place, proper old fashioned small town vibe, a bit of a one horse town - the last train out of town on a weekend is 6pm on a sat and the next one ain't till midday on sunday! I am used to living in big towns/ cities where you don't even know much of what your neighbours are up to let alone random people in town lol

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    This one isn't my worst or my best experience but i'll tell you anyway...

    I've only ever played at free parties in the woods & fields around Shropshire & house parties for my mates, i'm more of a bedroom DJ & used to experiment every night after work... About 6 years ago my next door neighbour popped round & said he'd heard my mixing & wanted me to play an hour set at his leaving party (he was leaving the UK), so i happily agreed, picked out 14 records including some tasty oldskool, banging gabba hardcore, some hard house & dance tunes.

    Arrived at the club & was told nobody else he'd booked were going to make it... So could i play all night... I shat myself but thought fuck it, why not... Went over to the DJ booth on the stage & there were no headphones!!
    So someone ran off to get some (a really shit pair) & then people started filling the place, i dropped my first tune (a dance track i forget at the moment) & it went down ok & because i only had a handful of tunes i was playing all the tracks on them, mixing gabba techno with oldskool & hard house, playing a few tracks sometimes upto 3 times (drinking pint after pint ) until i was told to turn everything off in 5 minutes.

    The place was pumpin all night, even when i had to drop some (what i thought were crappy) dance tunes... After it finished i was asked to play there every weekend

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    well I'm not a DJ and have never played anywhere - except at my sister's house NYE '01 and that was just all types of music, not strictly mixing/electronic types of music, so I just enjoyed reading the tales of woe and indulging in the memories of what must at times be a very frustrating past-time. ~x(

    Top thread - anyone have any more to contribute.

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    My 25th birthday party at a club which was the lower part of a pool hall in Dudley in 2000.

    The club itself was mint, but the technician insisted that for my £100 deposit all I would get would be electric and one bar staff - I had to do my own mixing as well as the lights which he didn't show me how to use properly.

    I'd advertised it to buggery in the local pubs, and the attendance was that low even with all my mates was piss-poor... I ended up standing in the stairwell of the snooker club telling punters that there was a free 'rave' downstairs

    Anyway, I classed it as a 'rave' but in hindsight I still shudder at it now. One of my mates was an excellent House DJ and had a residency somewhere, but kindly offered to play a 3 hour charty-dance-type set (imagine Des Mitchell 'Welcome To The Dance' & ATB - '9PM Til I come') with me playing DnB the last 2 hours - a big mistake, I know :ymblushing:

    So there's punters trickling in but the place isn't even a fifth full, but I sense that people are having a decent time and my mate is just doing the odd big-up on the mike (mostly to me as it was my birthday).

    So I goes on 3 hours later pissed out my face, and start off with this:

    [video:2y9gu878]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njMsR_-Nyoo[/video:2y9gu878]

    When the break kicked in (01:37), everyone stopped and looked up at me in the DJ booth as if to say "what the bloody hell is this?"

    Again, in hindsight, I should have let my mate play his housey-chart-stuff all night as he said he didn't mind doing an all night set for my b'day, but as I was selfish and had just bought a load of new tunes, I wanted to play.

    The mixes were terrible and I remember at one point that I was leaning on the decks just to stand upright.
    I also remember that all my record sleeves were all over the DJ booth and on the floor as I wasn't putting my records away properly.
    I played one track from the start and went to the bog to throw up and by the time I came out the record had finished, which is probably the ultimate sin you can do in a club.

    Anyhoo, the club emptied, and the last half hour of my set consisted of two blokes who came up to me and asked me if I wanted an MC. I was that pissed I agreed as it was a good idea to try and cover up my mixing. They sounded just like MC Bassman but really fast, and they were on just 5 minutes when even my mates were coming over to me and telling me they were going home.

    With 10 minutes to go I told the 2 MCs to bugger off and they asked me if I had any speed garage, to which I politely told them to do one. By now, with a few minutes left, there were 5 people left, including this woman who I had no idea was. I played Egyptian Empire's 'Horn Track' and mixed in Sonz Of A Loop Da Loop Era's 'Far Out'. The woman then came up to me just as the lights came back on and asked me why I hadn't played Hardcore all night as her mates who were all ex-ravers piled into the club for a few minutes, heard the DnB and then buggered off?

    What annoys me is that I had 2 hours worth of hardcore in my record bag too, but I was that determined to play for myself that I ignored it.




    I still shudder when I think of that...

    ... you lot should too, I'm organising another 'rave' on March 6th

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    I can remember one of my first sets out, i turned up at the club to be told that they had forgot to mention that they didn't want me to play my own selection of music, that i had lugged over to the club. I was presented with a bag of probably the worst vinyl you could imagine to play to a completly different crowd than had been described! I would of gone home there and then if i wasnt offered free drinks for me and my friends, which we fully took advantage of.

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    Quote Originally Posted by swipezster

    When the break kicked in (01:37), everyone stopped and looked up at me in the DJ booth as if to say "what the bloody hell is this?"

    Again, in hindsight, I should have let my mate play his housey-chart-stuff all night as he said he didn't mind doing an all night set for my b'day, but as I was selfish and had just bought a load of new tunes, I wanted to play.

    The mixes were terrible and I remember at one point that I was leaning on the decks just to stand upright.
    I also remember that all my record sleeves were all over the DJ booth and on the floor as I wasn't putting my records away properly.
    I played one track from the start and went to the bog to throw up and by the time I came out the record had finished, which is probably the ultimate sin you can do in a club.

    Anyhoo, the club emptied, and the last half hour of my set consisted of two blokes who came up to me and asked me if I wanted an MC. I was that pissed I agreed as it was a good idea to try and cover up my mixing. They sounded just like MC Bassman but really fast, and they were on just 5 minutes when even my mates were coming over to me and telling me they were going home.

    With 10 minutes to go I told the 2 MCs to bugger off and they asked me if I had any speed garage, to which I politely told them to do one. By now, with a few minutes left, there were 5 people left, including this woman who I had no idea was. I played Egyptian Empire's 'Horn Track' and mixed in Sonz Of A Loop Da Loop Era's 'Far Out'. The woman then came up to me just as the lights came back on and asked me why I hadn't played Hardcore all night as her mates who were all ex-ravers piled into the club for a few minutes, heard the DnB and then buggered off?

    What annoys me is that I had 2 hours worth of hardcore in my record bag too, but I was that determined to play for myself that I ignored it.




    I still shudder when I think of that...

    ... you lot should too, I'm organising another 'rave' on March 6th

    I've got to say Swipezster, this was hilarious reading. Especially the image of all these record sleeves strewn about the place. WTF did you do with the records, were they just shoved back in the record box willy-nilly? It's a wonder you didn't damage any of them! God, my wife was wondering what I was laughing so daftly at!

    What a shame about the Hardcore bit.....how typical. If she survived until the end, why didn't she request you play some earlier - silly woman! She could has spared your blushes :ymdevil:

    Also loved the part about you disappearing for a spew only to find the record had expired! Lol - what about your mates, weren't any of them in the 'booth' with you that could have just took over for a few?!

    What a super :ymparty:

    You should win some kind of prize for this story. Absolutely

    And you're organizing the March do?

    Lord help them!! :p

    Fantastic, you made my morning!

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    He'll be okay, that was the "dry run" - the practise session for the real thing in march

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    Quote Originally Posted by (dj) Timeless
    He'll be okay, that was the "dry run" - the practise session for the real thing in march
    he didn't have us to advise him for that one

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    [quote=dj Euphoria]
    Quote Originally Posted by "(dj) Timeless":33rzya10
    He'll be okay, that was the "dry run" - the practise session for the real thing in march
    he didn't have us to advise him for that one [/quote:33rzya10]

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    Re: Your worst experience as a DJ....

    Hahahahahaa, great histories here!!
    I would say that mine was every single day of a three-week residency I did some years ago at a super shitty and trendy "lounge" bar here in Mexico. I started playing downtempo and instrumental hip hop, but people was asking for more "energy" (eg "Psy trance"), then I began spinning house and deep house 'til I ended playing detroit techno and tech house. It wasn't that bad in terms of acceptance, but terribly boring and I learned to hate cigar smoke. The only thing kudos about it was that I had to spin for at least 4 hours, straight, so I had the chance to play and try a vast amount of music, not to mention to craft the fine art of slowly developing a mix.

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