Thread: Inapropriate Jokes..

gary glitter is currently en route to chile. Apparently the news of 33 trapped and helpless minors was just to tempting to ignore

Originally Posted by dogg

gary glitter is currently en route to chile. Apparently the news of 33 trapped and helpless minors was just to tempting to ignore

dogg you bad, bad man

Pakistani flood jokes
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1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide
plumber

2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood
disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa
gone.

3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She
wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some
back.

5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I
think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.

6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa
dinghy.

7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan. It's called '
Water shit drown'

8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for
years.

9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.

10. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan. It's called swim fast.

11. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood
disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

I was at the girlfriend's for dinner the other night when she asked me to turn the veg on. Apparently fingering her disabled sister in her wheelchair was not what she meant.

I walked past a house that was on fire to see 12 paki's hangin out the window screamin "save us,save us" so i did, ............ as the wallpaper on my new phone.

A little boy goes into the kitchen one day and says to his Mum "Granny's got a prawn!". Mum says "What do you mean?".
The boy takes his Mum and show her Granny, stark bollock naked asleep on the couch.
He points to Granny's protruding clitoris and says "Granny's got a prawn!". Mum whispers "That's your Grandmother's clitoris, son".
To which the little boy replies "Well, it tastes like a prawn"...

Originally Posted by waard

I walked past a house that was on fire to see 12 paki's hangin out the window screamin "save us,save us" so i did, ............ as the wallpaper on my new phone.

in fact, i enjoyed that last one ^^ so much that i decided to make one up. hope you enjoy it lol...

The other day I saw a Muslim dying in the gutter. He looked really awful and I could tell just how much pain he was in by the look of absolute agony on his face. "Shoot me! Shoot me!" he pleaded. So I took a picture of him which is now hanging on my wall.

I must admit I wince while the page is opening when I see mushroomz is the latest poster on this thread

Originally Posted by swipezster

I must admit I wince while the page is opening when I see mushroomz is the latest poster on this thread

haha! oh go on then...

VATICAN: Pope did not back condom contraception use

The Pope further added, "Indeed, I do prefer it dry style, especially with the under 10s."

3 men with speech impediments are in therapy.Therapist is blonde,petite & she's fit as fuck.She says "if you can tell me where you live without stuttering i'll suck your cock & you can cum in my mouth" 1st one stammers "BBBirmingham" next one "MMManchester" The 3rd one,a paddy stands up composes himself & says "London" she gets his cock out & gives him the best blowjob he's ever had.As he cums he sighs...... "ddderry"!!

West Ham

I was feeling patriotic the other day and got my Union Jack flag out. However, I wasn't sure if it would offend Muslims, so I wrote ‘Allah is a c**t’ on it just to be sure.

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I'm sick of double standards. My girlfriend buys a "Rampant Rabbit with attachments" and she's seen as a "naughty fun girl with a special new toy". But when I order a "240 volt Delux Fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with realistic elasticated anus, imitation shit dribble, semen collection tray, and built in sadistic rape sound system", then that supposedly makes me some kind of pervert.

Off to a fancy dress party with my retard son.
I got us all "Iron Man" suits
One for me, one for the wife
And one for Downey Jnr

i thought that gary coleman from different strokes was dead but i just seen the little fucka walking down the street with jordan and alex reid

The Japanese 2012 Olympic wind surfing squad must be keen,they've just arrived in fuckin' Dover!

Rescuers in Japan have called in Elton John,George Michael & Graham Norton to help search through the rubble for injured victims.Their work could prove invaluable as they are experts in seeing Japs eyes.

Don't send any money in for the Tokyo sunami appeal,they are fuckin' minted,i have just seen a bloke on the telly getting interviewed outside his house & he has 2 massive boats on his drive.

Poor Japanese people,last time i had 8.9 Aftershocks i couldn't find my house either!

Originally Posted by waard

Poor Japanese people,last time i had 8.9 Aftershocks i couldn't find my house either!

good job we are sending waard over as the uk diplomat !

my japanese grlfriend just dumped me today.

im not bothered though, there's plenty more in the sea

Man applies for a job with the police.The inspector says, "These are the best qualifications i've ever seen,just one test before you get the job.Take this gun,go & shoot 6 Pakistani's,6 Afghans & a Rabbit." Bloke says, " Why the Rabbit?" Inspector replies, "Fantastic attitude! See you on Monday."

My wife just came in & said to me "I'm so busy I dont know if I'm coming or going!"
I took one look at her face & said, "you must be going... cos when you're cumming you look like a Down's Syndrome trying to whistle"

Spelt "inappropriate" wrong on the thread title. Just though i'd point that out.