Thread: Inapropriate Jokes..

There's an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman, and the Scotsman is walking around with a welly on his knob! So the Englishman and the Irishman say to him
"why are you walking around with a welly on your knob? He says "don't mind me I'm just fuckin a boot"

I was....
around at my new girlfriends there for dinner the other night. As she was cooking she asked me to turn the veg on....
apparently fingering her disabled sister in her wheelchair wasnt the right thing to do

why is there no pakis in star treck?


becouse it is set in a ideal future ;-))

a paki walked into a bar...when asked what he would like.. the paki said "could you tell me which is your best port!" the barman replied "DOVER!"

what do you call a paki in a phone shop!

TARIFF